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I exist for the lulz.

Also, I'm pretty much married to Brandon.

That is the primary thing you should know about me. If you want someone who takes things seriously, you've definitely got the wrong person - I will most likely only annoy you with my inability to take myself seriously at all. I love reading new mangas and watching new animes, so if you have any suggestions on good ones or just want to nerd it up with me, I'm game. I can fangirl like no other, and I have absolutely no shame when it comes to that. On the other hand; despite my tendencies to fangirl, I also know the difference between the anime world and the real world, so no... I won't be constantly bombarding you with exclamations about how sexy my wonderful husband Kuchiki Byakuya is. Those kinds of girls frighten me.


The one thing in any fandom that annoys me more than anything is Haruno Sakura bashers. They are a million times more annoying than she ever was at the beginning of the series. She's grown up and matured, they should too. Everytime I read someone's pitiful comments about hating Sakura, I exit that site. It's so obvious that they are delusional and have a geekcrush on Sasuke that's so extreme, any competition is immediately smashed and they find something to hate. Get over it. He's a fictional character. He'll never be with you aside from when you're in your bedroom alone wanking to the Sasuke plushie that you've built a shrine around. That's not anything to build a relationship off of, ladies (and gentlemen. o.o), might as well let someone else who's not real have him. ;]]


SasuSaku forever. Suck on it, bitches.


I could probably rant your ears off about many different subjects, but I'd rather just give you a list of the things I hate so you can avoid me at all costs if you fall under these categories:
- I hate stupid people.
- I hate people who assume things based on appearance alone.
- I hate smart people who act like ditzes to get attention. "The saddest thing in life is wasted talent, and the choices that you make will shape your life forever."
- I hate people who fish for compliments. I'm the type who will agree with any derogatory thing you say about yourself just to get you away from me. Humans in general are beautiful creations, just because you're not flawless doesn't mean you aren't beautiful. Suck it up, bitches.
- I hate hypocrites. Say one thing and do another, and I'll cut you.
- I hate liars. Enough said. Lies only build up and escalate, making you look like a dumbass in the long run.


Those aside, I don't know you and I most likely love you. I'm just that kind of person. Since this is an "about me" section, I'll use this space to tell you the things I do like:

Things I love (in writing):
Oneshots - They don't have to be smutty, as a matter of fact, I prefer the ones that have actual meaning. Yes, sex is great, but angst and insanity is even better. Then again, that may just be the fact that I'm weird talking.
Unhappy endings - Sure, I get so into stories that when it ends by one of my beloved characters dying, it nearly breaks my sad, blackened, emo little heart. (Not) But I can't help but love them. Seriously, I would marry angst if it were to manifest in a human form. (Again, maybe not.)
Dirty words - Nothing expresses emotion better than a well placed "fuck."
Unusual characters - The insane ones. The ones who never really had a chance to begin with. The ones with no sense of how to really fight, but rely more on luck or their surroundings to do their dirty work. Particularly the ones who are mentally unstable and speak in broken sentences that would be hard for most people to understand. The ones who have trouble voicing or even experiencing emotion. People (or characters) like that are what makes the world (or the character's world) interesting.
Forbidden love - They hate each other (or so they think) with a passion. They've been rivals since they were old enough to know what a rival was. Their families hate each other. They're from completely different worlds. Let's face it, there isn't one of us who isn't curious in some part of their mind about what would happen if two such people happened to be forced into a situation where they had to get to know each other. To me, these relationships are what truly paints the picture of how unpredictable love is.
Crack fics - Because I'm one of the goofiest people to walk the planet and I absolutely love to laugh.
Well described emotions - Any story that has descriptions of emotions that draw you in and make you feel exactly what the character is feeling is worthy of attention, or at least in my book. If they can make me smile, laugh, or cry then they have my utmost admiration.


More things I absolutely love (that have nothing to do with writing):
-Horses
-Anime (Particularly Bleach at the moment)
-Photography
-Metal Gear Solid 1-4. (My first love.)
-Colors
-Photoshop
-Sparta!! (!?)
-Pesche!!
-Piercings
-Stickpins
-True love
-Mythology
-Resident Evil: Code Veronica X, Nemesis, Outbreak, 2, and 4. :D
-Gollum (What is taters?)
-I like shrimpies.
-Manga
-Reading
-Nnoitra
-Music
-Pirates
-Charlie the Unicorn
-The Cloak
-Ninjas
-Uchiha Obito
-Maito Gai (ftw)


Pairings I like (for no adequately explored reason):
-ItachixSakura (Oh, the angst. It makes me so happy.)
-SasukexSakura (*grumbles* Even though he's really just a grumpy punk.)
-ItachixSasuke (D: I've been taken to the dark side. And I loved it.)
-Renji/Rukia (I want this to be canon NAO.)
-OrochimaruxAnko (Freaky snake guys need love too.)
-Nnoitra/Neliel (Yessssss.)
-Yoruichi/Soifon (Gosh. They're just so cute together.)
-Ino/Sakura (They totally need to dump Sasuke and get with each other.)


Pairings that I loathe:
SasukexNaruto (Don't even get me started on all the reasons I hate this pairing.)
KenpachixYachiru (Yuck.)
OrochimaruxSasuke (-.- People assuming he's a pedophile is annoying.)
KenpachixByakuya (Apparently I missed that episode of WTF.)
KakashixIruka (Wtf. Where is the logic behind this insanely popular pairing? Have they ever even spoken to one another?)
ByakuyaxRenji (Byakuya isn't gay. He was married to a woman.)
IchigoxRukia (They seem more like siblings to me.)


All in all, I just like to have a laugh. This journal is primarily a capslock journal, but if I find someone interesting along the way, being friends would be cool.